Ever scratched an itch in public and then realized, oops, that's not where my fingers should be? We can't help but dive into the quirky intricacies of itchy situations and bizarre conspiracy theories—from the grand pocketless clothing scheme to Mariah Carey (the possible extraterrestrial with a voice too perfect for this planet). With our second season upping the ante, we're serving up a smorgasbord of musings that'll have you nodding in agreement or shaking your head in disbelief. And trust us, when it comes to the perplexing world of social media faux pas, we're dishing out our own cringe-worthy recollections that'll make your past online blunders seem like a walk in the park.
But wait, there's more than just giggles and grimaces! We get real about the allure and apprehensions surrounding cosmetic surgery, sharing our own tales of the knife—both hypothetical and hereditary nose concerns. And then, brace yourself for our hot take on this year's Oscar nominations, where we champion the unrecognized achievements of 'Barbie', highlight the importance of supportive friendships through controversy, and dish out some personal growth realness. It's a whirlwind episode where the deep, the absurd, and the downright hilarious collide, and you're invited to join us for every unpredictable twist and turn.
Thanks to Pixabay for the music and sound effects!
Ever scratched an itch in public and then realized, oops, that's not where my fingers should be? We can't help but dive into the quirky intricacies of itchy situations and bizarre conspiracy theories—from the grand pocketless clothing scheme to Mariah Carey (the possible extraterrestrial with a voice too perfect for this planet). With our second season upping the ante, we're serving up a smorgasbord of musings that'll have you nodding in agreement or shaking your head in disbelief. And trust us, when it comes to the perplexing world of social media faux pas, we're dishing out our own cringe-worthy recollections that'll make your past online blunders seem like a walk in the park.
But wait, there's more than just giggles and grimaces! We get real about the allure and apprehensions surrounding cosmetic surgery, sharing our own tales of the knife—both hypothetical and hereditary nose concerns. And then, brace yourself for our hot take on this year's Oscar nominations, where we champion the unrecognized achievements of 'Barbie', highlight the importance of supportive friendships through controversy, and dish out some personal growth realness. It's a whirlwind episode where the deep, the absurd, and the downright hilarious collide, and you're invited to join us for every unpredictable twist and turn.
Thanks to Pixabay for the music and sound effects!
This is Latina's State of Mind, a podcast created by Latinas for all audiences, where we can share our experiences about love, life and everything in between. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Latina's State of Mind. Hello.
Speaker 2:Ma'am, could you introduce?
Speaker 1:yourself.
Speaker 2:Because we're confused.
Speaker 1:This is Senia and I'm sick.
Speaker 2:Yay.
Speaker 3:I love her voice.
Speaker 1:I lost my voice. This is like the third week.
Speaker 3:I don't know, was that long?
Speaker 1:So I mean, let's do this we got this, thank you for being here.
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Speaker 1:Thank you for listening. I hope you're enjoying the second season. It's been fun so far.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we started out strong.
Speaker 3:We have and we've gotten some feedback and we love that. We love that. Yes, I can't say it more.
Speaker 1:Thank you for listening. We appreciate it. We really appreciate the feedback and we have a fun episode.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:We have an interesting fun episode.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're going to get, you're going to get to know us because, based on these answers, it's going to be it's going to get weird. It's going to get weird. I mean the first topic is going to be embarrassing experiences. So oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:Okay, what if we don't have any? What happens? What if?
Speaker 1:we're perfect, stop it.
Speaker 3:Stop it. You just quote unquote, forget about it.
Speaker 2:No, I actually did have really bad memory. I think I've said that before.
Speaker 3:Really yeah, let's talk about it again. I have really bad memory. Are we ready for the first question? Yeah, let's go First question what's the weirdest conspiracy theory you have ever believed? Oh, oh.
Speaker 1:Like you're being strong with that question, Because I'm about to mention like pockets.
Speaker 2:Okay, Tell us more.
Speaker 3:I think women's clothing has no pockets, so you can buy a purse.
Speaker 1:Oh, I had never heard that, really yeah.
Speaker 3:So supposedly, and I mean honestly, it kind of seems real that women's clothing, women's pants specifically, do not have pockets or have very small pockets because they want them to buy a purse so they could carry their things.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 3:It makes sense, though, right, I mean, if you think about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 3:Right, they want us to spend on another item.
Speaker 2:But what about the little pocket? You know the little pocket you have in your pants.
Speaker 3:Like what is it for? That's for your thoughts and prayers. Or if your girlfriend turns into a worm, that's where you put them.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:I love that that's where you put your girlfriend, Because we would still love them even if they were a worm.
Speaker 1:Did you hear that? Now you have a little pocket for me, so the little pocket in your jeans doesn't fit anything.
Speaker 3:So guess what it's for your girlfriend worm.
Speaker 1:So, sweet.
Speaker 3:Anyways, what's your guys' conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1:Religion.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? Religion?
Speaker 1:I believed in religion for most of my life and I think it's bullshit. I like it Sorry.
Speaker 3:Never in a lifetime did I think that you were going to be saying this.
Speaker 1:No, I mean never in a lifetime did I think I would be saying this either.
Speaker 2:But here we are, but here we are Interesting.
Speaker 3:I kind of get it.
Speaker 1:No, honestly, it's just so much now that I'm not in a religion, in a religious place, like I feel like I've learned a lot about myself and I learned that a lot of the things that I was being taught were very like, manipulative to benefit the man, and there's a lot of we'll have to have a religion episode that there's a lot of trauma in my life because of it.
Speaker 3:So, yeah, you were in a more religious setting, because being Mormon was very, is very cultish.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So you were very secluded into that.
Speaker 2:But I think every religion is very cultish, like Catholics can be very cultish. I think it depends on how deep you are in the religion.
Speaker 1:How much you follow it?
Speaker 3:Because, I mean, I grew up Catholic and I was like, see ya, I didn't feel bad for leaving or not continuing the practice of, but that's just me.
Speaker 2:Right, and we're not judging anyone who's religious right.
Speaker 1:No, not at all, you do you.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm not going to comment on that.
Speaker 3:But anyway, I judge Are we ready for the next question. Wait, nancy didn't say anything, oh yeah, she agreed on you with religion that is our own.
Speaker 2:That was my first thought whenever you asked the question. Something else, I guess, that I have considered a reality would be aliens, okay, the existence of aliens.
Speaker 3:You don't think they exist.
Speaker 2:I mean, I think they might. That's the conspiracy. Nobody has ever seen anything, not really.
Speaker 3:Not really.
Speaker 2:We can't really prove it as being real, but we can't prove it as not being real.
Speaker 3:Can I throw in something about that?
Speaker 2:Tell me.
Speaker 3:What if aliens are just a super advanced human that may be trying to take care of us in a way? That's why they're visiting.
Speaker 2:Do you think they're trying to take care of us?
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1:Because they know we're going to eff it up.
Speaker 2:Because they've seen what happens. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:So like what if I?
Speaker 1:100% believe in aliens. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:I think Mariah carries an alien. She would be perfect, right.
Speaker 1:Because she's very talented. Have you heard her voice?
Speaker 3:Yeah, obviously it's out of this world, exactly.
Speaker 1:Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2:God, you're moving things. Okay, yeah, I guess she could be, she could be.
Speaker 1:She is 100% I think she is.
Speaker 3:The second one is kind of silly. What if you get an urge to scratch your butt in public? Would you do it?
Speaker 2:It depends what part. If it's more on, the more towards the hips, like the outer Her butt.
Speaker 1:She guess her butt crag. No, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3:The same Same. Scratch that booty hole.
Speaker 1:Kind of kid, we don't judge. She's only like that guy on TikTok, but the kilt? Have you guys seen that? No, there was a TikTok, with this random guy going to all these antique stores and putting items up. His what? Yeah, because he was wearing a Is that what the word is A kilt, kilt. And then he would just put him back.
Speaker 3:So I don't know if he was just scratching with it, or just Like, like, what, all the way.
Speaker 1:And look like it was up. Oh, I like going to Goodwill stores.
Speaker 2:You better wear gloves next time you go anywhere.
Speaker 3:I will be wearing gloves for now on there's going to be fecal matter. Everywhere, people suck yeah.
Speaker 1:So maybe you know, just don't scratch with things that are not yours.
Speaker 3:That's how COVID starts.
Speaker 2:That's a conspiracy theory that you believe in People being nasty. They like it.
Speaker 3:And then spreading their germs all over, and then a whole panini starts.
Speaker 1:Pandemic panini. Okay, you did have a face like what.
Speaker 3:Exactly, you had a face, so it had to translate.
Speaker 2:I think of something else. I can say panini, but yeah, I got it. What else do you think?
Speaker 3:Next question yeah, Uh huh, you nasty little. Anyways, next question what's the weirdest fantasy you've ever had?
Speaker 2:Uh, you go first.
Speaker 3:What's the weirdest?
Speaker 1:fantasy I've ever had. What kind of fantasy Like, just sexual, whatever you want to be. I'm not about just sharing.
Speaker 3:My workplace burning down Current workplace.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe we shouldn't. Maybe we should delete that from the record.
Speaker 3:Or like any workplace, honestly like, oh my gosh, let it be on fire so I don't have to go into work today, okay, or a car crash, tiana, that's so hard?
Speaker 2:Are these more like intrusive, intrusive thoughts that you're having? Maybe we need to talk about that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we need to talk to your therapist about this.
Speaker 3:No, you guys.
Speaker 1:I don't find this weird, but I know other people are going to think I was weird. But my fantasy was to be married to Ricky Martin and have five children and like live in a mansion with him. But, like I said, I don't think it's weird because I really believe that was going to happen. But I understand how it can be weird to people that are not me, people who know that he's not into women. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:That's the fantasy. Definitely a fantasy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I'm like fantasized about having a lot of money or like, but that's weird. Yeah, I don't nothing weird, I don't think.
Speaker 3:I want to clarify that I would not be initiating the car crash. I would not be initiating the car crash.
Speaker 2:You just like, would love to be there to see it happen yeah.
Speaker 1:She's like stitch she wants to see things burn.
Speaker 3:I do, I like it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, you still haven't said a fantasy, though. Do you want it to be a sexual fantasy? Like we're open to learning about you.
Speaker 1:I feel like we don't know much about you. It's okay. Yeah, exactly I like to be enigmatic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't. I can't think of anything else right now. I'm going to be doing like being able to clone myself. I've thought about like having another.
Speaker 3:You like yourself that much.
Speaker 2:I love myself that much. Imagine that would be great. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3:If there's another clone on me.
Speaker 1:I'd be so happy. I want to be the only one, yeah.
Speaker 3:Scope your eyes, for sure, I'm over here like hey, another me, oh no.
Speaker 1:You're like.
Speaker 3:no, I want to be the only one. I want to be the only one I like that. Yeah, have you ever done? Next question, by the way have you ever done something so embarrassing that you've been terrified to say that it's you? No, I don't think so. I always tend to take accountability. Even if it's embarrassing, I can remember.
Speaker 2:I've pooped my pants before.
Speaker 1:Oh, I've done that too yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's so sad. The walk is shamed to your bathroom.
Speaker 2:I was well. It's happened to me twice, and the first time I was at work, no, so it was awful.
Speaker 1:I didn't know I had celiac disease and then it happened. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Did you have to like go home and be like you like excuse yourself from work?
Speaker 2:No, I'm a problem solver. I'm in the bathroom.
Speaker 1:Do you have to clean up or you need to clean up?
Speaker 2:Do what you gotta do with what you got, you know you just move on. This is life.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love it, it has to happen eventually.
Speaker 1:Can you guys please, if you've ever pooped your pants, tell us how you solve the problem?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I want to know, we want to hear your stories.
Speaker 3:I don't know where this happened. I can tell us, to tell us For me.
Speaker 1:I have been driving home from work.
Speaker 3:I was driving to nothing I could do. It was the walk of shame to my apartment yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm glad that I'm not the only one. Thank you for sharing. You're welcome, yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't think it's yeah, everyone can relate to that. Next question is a it's kind of close to that. Was the weirdest smell you've ever smelled. Oh no, okay near my apartments, when you walk into one of the corridors it smelled like literal death and I was scared.
Speaker 2:You've smelled. How do you know? I don't know.
Speaker 3:I just made you think of it Exactly Because it smelled rancid. Like and it was outside, and this apartment is near the entrance, so like there's a lot of airflow, so like for me to smell it as soon as you're walking in. I'm like. Mm, hmm, and then I saw them taking out the appliances. I'm like what if someone died there?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, I don't know for sure, obviously.
Speaker 3:But that's the weirdest smell. It smelled rancid, it smelled like death, it smelled nasty and that was recent too.
Speaker 2:So that was weird, interesting, and you never found out. No, I never found out. Interesting, should I? Maybe you should investigate, maybe we should do a podcast episode on an investigative.
Speaker 3:Investigative journalism. Aren't you into that, Sonia?
Speaker 1:Let's go, let's do it.
Speaker 3:Thank you, Misa. Can I share?
Speaker 1:So Jerome just sent a message and he says you know what print maggots smell like? I think he can still smell it.
Speaker 3:Oh, that smells nasty.
Speaker 1:Disgusting. What does?
Speaker 3:this smell like? Is it also like a rancid smell? Mm, mm, mm oh.
Speaker 2:Oh Gross the new ladies.
Speaker 3:I feel like you, big pregnant. Do you over smell? Do you have a power for smell?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I used to. The last three weeks I haven't been able to smell anything. Oh, that's true, never mind. But when I was doing black and white photography, in order to turn a picture, a black and white picture, into a sepia tone, you have to dip it into this vinegar with something else. So it's a mix of like. It's a smell of like vinegar with rotten eggs.
Speaker 1:Oh, and it makes the entire room smell like that and there's no other way to do it. I mean, now there's Photoshop, right, but then, like if you wanted a photo to be sepia tone Back in the 1900s, yeah, you had to literally put it through that process and it smells terrible, it sounds terrible, it's like that vinegary smell with.
Speaker 3:Not only the vinegar's, already strong. Yeah, that's done like a rotten egg.
Speaker 1:Like rotten boiled eggs Spikes. What do you think, Nancy? I don't know I can't think of anything.
Speaker 2:I think I've smelled dead something at a house that we were going to clean. Oh Uh-huh. Yeah, they were probably like dead rodents or something like that. It was pretty gross.
Speaker 3:That's nasty. Do you encounter that often, since you get to clean buildings and homes?
Speaker 2:I haven't since because I think I would die. Yeah, I think I would probably not be in this world anymore. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Understandable. You're not dramatic. No, it's completely understandable.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I yeah.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh, what is something that everybody looks stupid doing? Rowing. That's the first thing that came to my mind Rowing. Yeah, like a rowing, a boat, uh-huh.
Speaker 2:I don't know why.
Speaker 1:That's the first thing that came to mind. Taking a selfie.
Speaker 2:Oh that can be awkward yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Trying to take a picture at that place, a leading tower of pizza. Yeah, uh-huh. Have you guys seen all the memes? Yeah, yeah, I think it's.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can't do it right, but I'm still going to do it when I go, of course, I would do the penis one you lay down and then like, pretend that it's your pee-pee.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, there's that too.
Speaker 3:And that's the first thing you think of. You think of the people doing this.
Speaker 1:I was like looking and thinking of the people holding it. Yeah, exactly, you can't do that, but like that's what I was referring to.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that too, that too.
Speaker 1:Whatever floats your boat, whatever fantasies you have.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I don't want to talk about that anymore.
Speaker 2:OK, next question.
Speaker 3:What's the cringiest thing that has happened to you on the internet? Oh my gosh, I got into, like an Instagram argument, a lifetime ago and I still think about it to this day. It's been like five plus years.
Speaker 1:What is it?
Speaker 2:It was an Instagram argument, like you, have an argument in the comments About do remember what it was about.
Speaker 3:It was. I don't, I don't, but it was some stupid. It was me and another random girl and I was like I don't, I'm over this and I still, but I still think about it. Even though it's been like five plus years, I still think about it.
Speaker 1:You still cringe about it, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm like oh, I did that.
Speaker 1:I think everything we used to post like when we were younger, on Facebook or MySpace, like, yeah, Every time I see one of my old posts I'm like why did I put that on there?
Speaker 2:When we would do lowercase, uppercase, lowercase, uppercase that was crazy.
Speaker 3:That was so intense. It is For a second. That was my thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was cringe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, now same with you. Every time I see an old post, I'm like I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I did that. I did that.
Speaker 1:I didn't know, I didn't know better.
Speaker 3:Exactly, we don't know better.
Speaker 1:It was new to us. It was new to us.
Speaker 3:What is the next question? What is the weirdest thing you wish you never saw? What is the thing I wish I never saw?
Speaker 1:Have you guys ever caught your parents having sex? No, no, I hope.
Speaker 2:Me either.
Speaker 3:I hope never too, because that would suck. Well, I knocked on the door too hard. I was like t-t-t-t-t-t, and I now, as an adult, I'm like dang it. They were probably doing something. You interrupted them as a child, I was like meh bam, where's Benz?
Speaker 1:Yeah, sorry parents.
Speaker 3:I feel like I did that A lot.
Speaker 1:No, not a lot, just a little bit, mommy. ¿qué están?
Speaker 3:haciendo.
Speaker 1:Oh, for real.
Speaker 2:Mommy, I'm hungry. Where's the remote?
Speaker 3:I'm not going to say anything, I'm not going to agree to that.
Speaker 2:I can't think of anything that I've seen.
Speaker 1:Let's see. Can it be dark? Yeah, why not? When I was a kid in Mexico, we got in a bus and the bus that we were on ran over a guy.
Speaker 3:A guy. Yeah, holy crap, how old were you?
Speaker 1:I was like a little baby Seven. Oh yeah, we were a kid so I remember clearly Did you feel the thud yeah.
Speaker 3:That's rough. Yeah yeah, that's really fucking weird.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I saw it she wins.
Speaker 2:Yeah, next question no, you didn't say anything. I can't think of anything that I've seen.
Speaker 3:Uh-uh, weirdest thing you wish you never saw yeah nothing, no, ok, next question. I think it's kind of weird, but we'll ask it. Have you ever thought of doing cosmetic surgery? What would you change if you do it?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you were like yes.
Speaker 3:OK, so I have a butt, so I don't need a BBL.
Speaker 2:Uh-uh.
Speaker 3:But I would get my titties done.
Speaker 1:They're perfect. What are you talking about? Any larger bitties? Whoa.
Speaker 3:Right, they're really nice.
Speaker 1:Thanks, they're a good size.
Speaker 3:Thanks. She's holding on to them right now.
Speaker 1:by the way, she's caressing them, let me touch them, let me be the judge of that.
Speaker 2:We're just going to wait outside while you guys finish this conversation, right now no Shoo shoo.
Speaker 1:I would OK. So I don't have a butt, and society told me that you're much prettier if you have a big butt.
Speaker 2:So I don't want, so I'm sorry to interrupt you. I'm just going to say since when? Because before, when we were younger, no butt was the thing. It's since they low came in Early 2000s.
Speaker 1:So I would like to have a butt like Nicki Minaj, but bigger, like I want.
Speaker 3:You want Megan Thee Stallion.
Speaker 1:No, ok, first of all, yes, megan Thee Stallion, she's my girl, but I want an exaggerated butt. I want to walk into a room and I want my butt to not In a different time frame. Yeah, yeah, I want to jiggle my butt a little bit and like stop, and my butt to still be jiggling.
Speaker 2:Good dog, good dog, yes OK.
Speaker 1:That's what I want.
Speaker 3:Okay, jero's like. No, I know.
Speaker 1:But I mean, I'll settle for Megan. The Sallian body, the perfect body, so hard.
Speaker 3:Her kaliochis. Kaliochis is baby.
Speaker 1:She is so baby. Anyway, you're turned on today.
Speaker 2:When I was younger, I always thought about getting my boobs done. I would do that anymore. I think I'm fine with what I have.
Speaker 3:You wouldn't get a bigger butt.
Speaker 2:No, my butt is fine, maybe my nose, I would do my nose, I would still consider doing it. Okay, I don't think you should, but that's up to you. I have a lot of sinus issues too, so I think it's all related. Definitely yes.
Speaker 3:Just so you could fix that I do have a deviated septum.
Speaker 2:I do have a deviated septum, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I do Open up those nostrils.
Speaker 1:Look how deviated it is. I love it, but for us it's like butts and boobs, and then he's like a real reason.
Speaker 3:No, we don't accept it.
Speaker 1:Do something else.
Speaker 2:Next question.
Speaker 3:What's the most embarrassing situation you've ever been a part of? Most embarrassing situation you've been a part of. I try not to put myself in those situations.
Speaker 2:There was this one time I was helping my dad, we were asking about I don't know if it was about a loan or something and we were in somebody's office and I think he had to sign something. So he pulls out his glasses, but there's only one, one lens, one lens.
Speaker 3:He was missing, so he puts up his glasses.
Speaker 1:They love him. You love a resourceful man. It was so embarrassing, but so funny.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the lady couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 2:It was great. It was really embarrassing, but it was great, I think.
Speaker 3:I have one now. You reminded me of one my mom. I took her to the DMV to get her license renewed and the lady was she was signaling her to put her pointer finger on the little scanner thing and she was telling her pointer finger, pointer finger. And I was like dedo que con el que apuntas, dedo con el que apuntas. And she kept pulling up every other finger Except for the pointer finger. She was like at what point she was doing a little horn situation and the lady at the DMV and the other lady next to her.
Speaker 3:She was like she couldn't figure it out and I was like I know, and so we laughed for a little bit, but I was like mama, mama, pointer finger, this one. That's awesome, and so eventually she got it. But it was a funny moment for all of us.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:There's that.
Speaker 1:I had so many embarrassing moments I can't remember one Walking back after pooping my pants and my mom being like it's just me. I'm like don't come near me, que es eso?
Speaker 2:Lord, what's up?
Speaker 1:Exactly it's me. You're right behind you, are you okay?
Speaker 3:I'm going to switch it up to an animal related question. This one's weird. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
Speaker 2:What? That's a great question. I feel like it's doable.
Speaker 3:Thought provoking, but I think it would take 500,000.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think 100 could do it. You think 100 could do it? I think so, if they did it the right way. They would have been like strategized.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Chicken run. You should have seen Jerobe's face. Where did you set that face? Literally.
Speaker 3:I believe in them, chickens.
Speaker 2:I love chickens, but I don't think it's going to take 100.
Speaker 3:I think it would be a couple thousand.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Could it be maybe 50?
Speaker 1:Half of them would be like hey, hey for Moana.
Speaker 2:No, that's the thing my chickens are not. My chickens are smart.
Speaker 1:I got it. My chickens went to MIT, harvard, yale, those are my chickens. I got it.
Speaker 3:We have different kinds of chickens, obviously, obviously, and for my chickens it's not going to happen.
Speaker 2:The first thing you have to do is to kill an elephant. I'm going to kill an elephant.
Speaker 1:I'm going to kill an elephant.
Speaker 3:I'm going to kill an elephant, the first thing you have to do is to kill an elephant. No man, no man, minor, half and half Got it.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I am going to do one more animal related.
Speaker 3:If you could choose an animal as a battle companion, which one would it be? A lion, because you're a lion. All day early. What would? I choose An animal as a battle companion. I'm just saying this to be a brat but you should choose a panda.
Speaker 1:A panda Because, like you guys, are so adorable. So we're not going to be doing anything, just sitting fighting with each other, throwing bamboo, trying not to get killed. This is kung fu panda. I love your thinking of. Okay, yeah, that works. What would I?
Speaker 2:choose. I'm going to choose a panda.
Speaker 3:I'm going to choose a panda. What would I choose? What animal?
Speaker 2:I'm thinking of a dog, because I feel like that would be a good companion. I see you more with like a snake.
Speaker 3:I don't like it. I don't like snakes, unless I can control it.
Speaker 2:Right, Well, that's you know what?
Speaker 3:Let's fuck it up. Let's do like an anaconda.
Speaker 1:Why not Right?
Speaker 3:I'm just going to take that one, you're welcome.
Speaker 2:First you're welcome.
Speaker 3:I thought you said you were going to live by yourself on those.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is the first one, so I'm doing great.
Speaker 3:We're doing good. What's your animal, Sonia? Could it be a?
Speaker 1:horse. I was thinking of a dolphin, but that would be weird and land.
Speaker 2:A koala.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 3:What is your home trying to show us I was thinking of a bear A polar bear.
Speaker 1:No, just like a, a brown, a grisly, he's just trying to live with her, yeah.
Speaker 3:All right, can we do one more question? Let's do it. If you could program one of your organs to perform a supernatural superpower, what would it be? An organ, a body, one of your organs? What would it be? Your brain, what was that one movie, lucy, where supposedly she used 100% of her brain power and she could do supernatural things. It was just a movie, but no one watched it.
Speaker 1:No one watched it.
Speaker 3:Thank you for being cool. Obviously, no one else gets it.
Speaker 1:Great reference, though Sounds like cool people watched it.
Speaker 3:I think, I don't know, that's what I thought about, so I'm going to save my brain. Give me more power.
Speaker 2:Yeah, same with my brain, I think, my memory. If I could fix that, that would be great. If I could remember everything, that would be amazing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then you would choose, like what you want to forget.
Speaker 2:That would be an even better power, right? Yeah, like forget you, you, you, god, excuse me who are you Right? Oh my God yes.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, yes, that would be, great. Some of us already do that Exactly, but like this would be willing, uh-huh. Like willingly doing, being able to do that. No, I mean some of us already willingly do that. You already have that super power. I already have that.
Speaker 2:That must be nice.
Speaker 1:It really, is it really?
Speaker 3:is I forget for free, okay.
Speaker 1:I would also do my brain. I don't know what superpower I would give it, just extra intelligence. Like I'm already really smart.
Speaker 3:That's why I already said extra Right, right, yeah, yeah, or you're a little better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would learn it and I will teach you how to fly Exactly.
Speaker 3:You're great, You're going to teach it how to like evolutionize.
Speaker 1:Yeah, how to evolutionize my body? Definitely.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Help my body.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, I like it, yeah, who.
Speaker 3:I was hoping I could liver, so I can drink more, yeah.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, I've been drinking water for a long time.
Speaker 3:That's a good one too. Actually, I want to switch myself. Oh man, let's see All right One more.
Speaker 1:One more Make it a good one.
Speaker 2:Make it the best one.
Speaker 1:What's your favorite color? If you were a color, what color would you be?
Speaker 3:What's the most inappropriate situation? You've been laughing at.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 3:What's the most inappropriate situation you have been laughing at, Laughing at In an appropriate situation. I watch Bailey Sarian. She does dark history and she'll randomly not purposely laugh at very dark situations.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 3:And so I've also been laughing at dark situations because it's a way to, like, deal with the nervousness, so, yeah, so she'll be talking about someone being, you know, hacked to death, and she'll be like and then I'll be like.
Speaker 2:And then you're fantasizing about your place of work burning down. It's just a nervous laugh.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh Um laugh at your glitch McConnell joke. Oh yeah, that was really bad for a lot of the time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I felt bad too, but yeah, it's happened yeah.
Speaker 2:I listened to a podcast called La Cotorrisa and they're very inappropriate and make fun of things that I don't think are funny. Yeah, but then I end up laughing with them yeah. And sometimes I hate myself for it, but I don't stop listening and. I feel like it's just comedy and I'm just it's not really happening. Yeah, I'm not a bad person.
Speaker 3:I just make bad decisions.
Speaker 2:I'm a great person.
Speaker 3:I'm not a bad person. I just make bad decisions.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but anyways.
Speaker 1:I think it's time to move on to our next segment here. I think it's time to go Right, that's good night.
Speaker 2:I hope everyone has a great night.
Speaker 1:Or I guess we can go to another segment.
Speaker 2:Uh huh, let's do Diana Salish. Yeah, it was set, mother, look at you Lady. Being so appropriate Properly.
Speaker 3:I was a proper lady before I could say I'm not going to say it. Anyways, what are we raging about today, you guys?
Speaker 1:I'm just kidding, I know Life, my cold Right, okay, not yet actually.
Speaker 3:We're going to talk about the Barbie's nub. So the Oscars are coming up and the nominations have been released. They have been released for a hot sec. And then your cousins the Oscars, the awards Awards. My bad, just for anyone who doesn't know.
Speaker 2:What does a first-class girl have, because I'm like this, you have any drink.
Speaker 1:I don't Get her a drink. Somebody give her something. Here we're great.
Speaker 3:Okay, and the Barbie movie. I think there were some nominations, but Greta the producer-director I don't know which one she is, but she's one of those Mastermind. Exactly, she was not nominated.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 3:I know, and Margot Robbie was not nominated.
Speaker 2:Unbelievable. She was amazing.
Speaker 3:Some people were so angry like the Barbie movie didn't even create that much like how do I say this? Like didn't even like garnish a lot of attention. I'm like, yeah, I did yes.
Speaker 1:I did All the attention.
Speaker 2:What do you mean?
Speaker 3:All the attention, and not only that it gathered all the attention, but it was actually a really good movie.
Speaker 2:It was a good movie. It was a great like space to start conversations.
Speaker 3:Exactly, and I feel like that's what people didn't like. They didn't like that. They had to think a little bit more, or think about the patriarchy.
Speaker 1:It's because the patriarchy got called out.
Speaker 3:Exactly. And I mean, what's his name? Ryan Gosling got nominated for his Canneryl and I mean that was the whole point like oh, let's give women the attention that they deserve the recognition that they deserve. But here's a man being nominated for like.
Speaker 1:For the work that she did.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and so that to me is very annoying. I'm not asking for her to win Right, but like at least the nomination. She deserved to be nominated Exactly especially Margot, at least to me, margot ruined it to me?
Speaker 1:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3:Because she, yeah, she's a beautiful individual, but she also has substance and she showed that in that movie.
Speaker 2:So much substance.
Speaker 3:A little witch All the substance, but yes, that's my little rage, that's my little rage, I agree, I think when I heard that, I was like I mean, I think Ryan Gosling is very talented. Exactly, we're not taking away from him, not at all.
Speaker 2:But I don't think and I think America was nominated to America Right and she did amazing. Oh well she deserved it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she. I think she deserves to win.
Speaker 2:She'd yeah, yeah, I agree For her for sure needed to win.
Speaker 1:I hope so.
Speaker 3:That would be nice, that would be very nice actually. But yes, the other two being like not being nominated at all.
Speaker 1:Interesting right. I think that's very disappointing. Yeah, it's lame.
Speaker 3:It is very lame.
Speaker 1:It shows how Right, the movie is.
Speaker 3:And that too, it shows him right. The movie is yeah, and these individuals are not being recognized, but others are.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how necessary it is to keep talking about it, because we're obviously still not there.
Speaker 3:We're not there, yeah, and.
Speaker 2:FV Oscars.
Speaker 3:FV Oscars, that's right. And all the people that got mad because not mad, but that we're happy that they didn't get nominated, but you too.
Speaker 2:Jemez Hader, I didn't understand that we're mad or we're happy.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, I should have referenced that. I'm sorry the people that were mad.
Speaker 1:We're very happy. That's like Confused.
Speaker 2:Okay, let me write it down, say it again, let me restart that, okay.
Speaker 3:That was the record going back. Okay, to the people that were happy that they were not nominated, that Barbie wasn't nominated as a movie Greta, or Okay, I got it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fuck those people. Yeah, because yeah.
Speaker 3:You know we're trying to make a change. They were trying to make a change.
Speaker 2:Right they did.
Speaker 1:Let's just say it yeah, right they did it, let's not I mean, you know Oscars don't really need anything, don't mean anything Not really I mean it's nice, I mean, I mean, I mean yes, the recognition means. Every like, a means a lot and watching the movie it's far more than.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think we understand the impact it had on society.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And yeah, it wasn't necessary, it would have been nice. Yes, it would have been nice to get some recognition from that but it's not necessary, and they made billions so, yeah, well, made like a Brazil.
Speaker 3:Yeah, good for them, good for them, yeah exactly, but yeah, that's my little ramp, I like it.
Speaker 2:Thank you. You sounded so angry this time around, so upset Did I really? No, I don't. I'm upset, the most upset.
Speaker 3:I've ever seen you the most upset. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Speaker 3:Do you have a anger issue?
Speaker 2:Do you guys think I?
Speaker 3:do. Why would you say that you think you have anger issues? No, I might have been told to have.
Speaker 2:Who told you that? Do you guys think I do? I don't think so.
Speaker 1:No, I don't think so either.
Speaker 2:OK, I know.
Speaker 1:At least you haven't shown me anger issues.
Speaker 3:Maybe you're direct. Maybe some people feel threatened by that. Maybe, but I don't think it's anger. I do have anger, you do have a good issue.
Speaker 2:I might have a good issue.
Speaker 1:I was like I just wanted somebody to tell me no.
Speaker 2:So I can send them the clip.
Speaker 3:My friends said I don't have a good issue. So fucking.
Speaker 1:I'm not the problem you are. Exactly, you're the problem.
Speaker 2:See, it is stupid, Exactly Anyways.
Speaker 3:Anyways, thank you for listening to my rant.
Speaker 1:I like it. Any closing questions oh?
Speaker 3:maybe not. I want to find someone. I find one. Actually, you do want to find someone. I do want to find someone too. Oh, this one might be weird. If you could have a superpower that let you travel through time, but you could only go back 10 seconds at a time, would you use it doing sex while doing sex? Let me go through that again.
Speaker 2:OK, long one. If you could have a superpower it's a long one Get it.
Speaker 3:Yes, get her a drink.
Speaker 1:Who invited me today.
Speaker 3:I like it, I don't mind it.
Speaker 1:I know that she talks about Drake.
Speaker 3:OK, yes, my sisters, did you guys see it, did you guys?
Speaker 2:see it, what are my sisters did?
Speaker 3:I didn't, you did. What do you think? It's not that?
Speaker 1:impressive. I didn't, it's all right. Every sign was hilarious.
Speaker 3:No, it is big.
Speaker 2:OK.
Speaker 3:It does a weird movement that I'm like, oh interesting. Like he's holding on to it like this.
Speaker 2:And it's going like OK.
Speaker 3:TMI OK.
Speaker 2:And so to me I was like whoa, not for you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was like why is it not holding up?
Speaker 2:Drake, are you OK? Drake, are you OK? And he's like coming to Denver anywhere Anyway. So that's where I know it.
Speaker 3:Did we do this to him?
Speaker 2:The concert was canceled.
Speaker 3:He probably didn't sell enough tickets.
Speaker 2:Dude, just kidding, it's been sold out.
Speaker 3:Oh, I didn't buy one.
Speaker 1:It was too weird.
Speaker 3:It was too weird. Yeah, good for him. Maybe eventually it does.
Speaker 1:OK, let's go back to the question. I'm sorry about Drake.
Speaker 3:If you could have a superpower that let you travel through time, but you could only go back 10 seconds at a time, would you use it while doing sex? While doing sex? Yeah, I don't know why it asks that.
Speaker 2:Go back 10 seconds, yeah, while you're having sex. Would you do it? No, I don't need it. No, I don't need it, no.
Speaker 3:Unless you fart. You're like, let me go back.
Speaker 1:Oh, I guess.
Speaker 2:Take a break. We're just like meh. Has that ever happened to you guys?
Speaker 3:Farted no no.
Speaker 2:And yet.
Speaker 1:There's the other one.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh yeah.
Speaker 1:OK, TMI.
Speaker 3:That was so nice, the questions I have for you today. Thank you so much. You're just like dying of embarrassment.
Speaker 2:If you're still listening. Thank you, we appreciate you.
Speaker 3:Let us know your answers to any of these questions and if you have other embarrassing questions for us, we'll answer them.
Speaker 2:Oh, that'd be cool if we got questions from our listeners Our listeners, that would be fun, send all the sexual ones to Sennia. No, Sennia won't answer. All the ones related to sex We'll get all the other ones. Yeah, the serious ones.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the serious ones. Sennia gets to answer the sexy ones.
Speaker 1:I'm already blushing. I know you are.
Speaker 3:Oh, my goodness, you all have a good night, thank you for listening.
Speaker 1:Bye, bye, bye.
Speaker 2:Thank you for listening to Latina State of Mind produced by us. Your awesome hosts, diana, sennia and Nancy, special shout out to Jerome, our editor. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram at LSOM underscore podcast and on Facebook at Latina State of Mind. Hasta la próxima.