Latina State of Mind
Whimsical Debates and Hilarious Confessions
Ever wondered if colors could have personalities? This episode of Latina State of Mind kicks off with a playful debate on which color might have the worst traits. They also swap stories about the worst smells they've encountered and indulge in a whimsical discussion about what they'd rename their best friends and their secret, and somewhat embarrassing, talents.
Next up, we journey into the fantastical, imagining epic face-offs with characters like Joy from "Inside Out" and the kids from "Matilda." Ever considered a career as a marine biologist or even a stripper? We have! We also muse over memoir titles, debate the existence of aliens, and pick the memes that best represent our lives. It's a delightful rollercoaster of nostalgia, laughter, and candid thoughts on our weirdest aspirations and beliefs.
Finally, we tackle the quirkiest fashion trends and relive the glory days of matching neon outfits. From critiquing Disney princesses—Ariel, we're looking at you—to sharing silly injury stories, we keep the laughs coming. We even ponder if we'd prefer hands for feet or feet for hands. Wrapping up, we rant about our collective disdain for Tesla and Elon Musk, recounting frustrating experiences and sharing humorous anecdotes, before ending with a brainstorming session for our ideal walkout songs and potential drag names. Join us for another fun-filled episode that showcases our unique opinions and hilarious stories!
Ever wondered if colors could have personalities? This episode of Latina State of Mind kicks off with a playful debate on which color might have the worst traits. They also swap stories about the worst smells they've encountered and indulge in a whimsical discussion about what they'd rename their best friends and their secret, and somewhat embarrassing, talents.
Next up, we journey into the fantastical, imagining epic face-offs with characters like Joy from "Inside Out" and the kids from "Matilda." Ever considered a career as a marine biologist or even a stripper? We have! We also muse over memoir titles, debate the existence of aliens, and pick the memes that best represent our lives. It's a delightful rollercoaster of nostalgia, laughter, and candid thoughts on our weirdest aspirations and beliefs.
Finally, we tackle the quirkiest fashion trends and relive the glory days of matching neon outfits. From critiquing Disney princesses—Ariel, we're looking at you—to sharing silly injury stories, we keep the laughs coming. We even ponder if we'd prefer hands for feet or feet for hands. Wrapping up, we rant about our collective disdain for Tesla and Elon Musk, recounting frustrating experiences and sharing humorous anecdotes, before ending with a brainstorming session for our ideal walkout songs and potential drag names. Join us for another fun-filled episode that showcases our unique opinions and hilarious stories!
this is latina state of mind, a podcast created by latinas for all audiences, where we can share our experiences about love, life and everything in between.
Speaker 2:Welcome to Latina State of Mind. Hello, another episode.
Speaker 1:Another one Back. Yes, bitch, another one. Whoa, my bad, take that back. Hi, this is Tania. This is Diana obviously.
Speaker 4:And this is Nancy. Hello, hello.
Speaker 2:Today. Guess what we're doing today. What Another fun episode. Yay, we love fun episodes we love fun episodes and people love learning about us with these awkward questions.
Speaker 4:These are so interesting, we are so interesting.
Speaker 1:We are so interesting.
Speaker 2:We're like the most fun ever. Yeah, anyways, that's what we're going to be doing today, you guys ready?
Speaker 4:yeah, this one's.
Speaker 2:This one's a funny question. Okay, which color has the worst personality? Brown uh orange oh yeah, orange, right, orange is a good one actually what do you say, nana? I want to say like a yellow yeah like not not all yellows, but like a mustard that's how we connect. Okay, I like it anyways, this one's a weird one, if you could need. If you could give a name to your favorite kitchen appliance, what would it be? What is your favorite kitchen appliance? First of all, mine's a blender coffee maker oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that has to be mine too yeah, and what would you name it, or okay?
Speaker 1:hold on, I have another one, okay, and I already have a name for it, okay oh, tell us when I, when I was pregnant, I was so hot, like my body temperature was so hot and even though we had ac in the house, I still needed a fan. So my husband ordered me a fan and it's an all black fan and it was perfect. Like I would just sit there in front of it and I was just like, let it cool, you just I. It was amazing and, um, he is like jerome's, like a tech person, and he had like everything hooked to Google so that we would just tell Google to turn something on and it would turn it on. So we needed a name for the fan, so I called it Black Magic.
Speaker 2:So you would say, google, turn on Black Magic.
Speaker 4:I love that. Yeah, I want Black Magic to hit me In the face. Yeah, I want black magic to hit me.
Speaker 3:In the face, whoa.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 2:Now it's getting nasty. She's been a nasty girl has to do the dance. I love when the guy puts his finger between his teeth. He's like mm.
Speaker 1:Are we talking about Karamo?
Speaker 2:well, the original guy too because the original guy, that's he did it. He was, he's some. I haven't seen the original guy. Then he's a white kid from the uk? I believe not, it's not from the united states. And then he's just dancing, biting his his finger yeah, I have to watch it.
Speaker 1:You have to. I can't you have to see karamo biting his finger oh, I already watched that you don't think I'm on top of it.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry anyways. Oh, I don't know what. I would name my blender, though blend bitch that's so boring, but I don't know what about you?
Speaker 4:I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either you don't cook, so you don't know, but I do use well your coffee maker. Yeah I have a coffee maker and her name is lola princess princess lola love that.
Speaker 2:I love that for her. Okay question what is the worst smell? We've talked about best smells.
Speaker 4:Now we're going to talk about the worst smells Vomit.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Not baby vomit, adult vomit, not even well.
Speaker 2:I feel like baby vomit can be sour, have a sour smell. I'm so sorry you guys.
Speaker 1:It's so interesting because that's me the worst smell ever, right like, I clean bathrooms and I which is really funny because you're always the kind of person that will be there for if somebody's puking that's exactly what I was gonna say.
Speaker 4:Even like my nephew whenever he did, I try to catch it with my own hands and I caught a lot of it. You're so brave so I would do that, but I think for me that's probably the worst one yeah, you paid it and now you're immune to it. Yeah, I'm not immune but if you have to do the job, I'll get the job done is what I'm saying she's a girl, she's a, she's a woman.
Speaker 1:Immigrants, they get the job done.
Speaker 3:Sorry, hamilton over here.
Speaker 1:Um, I think we've talked about bad smells, because I remember sharing this smell with you guys. Oh, what was it? And it was when I was doing black and white film photography. Yeah, we used to do this sepia setup and it was like a mixture between rotten eggs and vinegar.
Speaker 2:It was the nastiest smell ever yeah.
Speaker 1:So yeah.
Speaker 2:Mildew, yeah, yeah, I don't know why it grosses me out. You don't know why I know I do because, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1:This is gross.
Speaker 2:If you had next question, if you had to rename your best friend, what would you choose? I don't think I've ever thought about this I wouldn't rename my best friend.
Speaker 1:No like my best friends have the best names yeah, my best friend has the most original name I'd be like I don't want to say it actually never mind.
Speaker 2:Next question um, do you have any?
Speaker 4:do any of you guys have an embarrassing secret talent, embarrassing secret yeah I saw this girl that knows how to whistle with her throat I guess, oh, and I've been trying to do something else with what that's a talent, that would also be a talent. It would be.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, but yeah anyways, I can't somehow somewhat whistle with my throat. I don't want to talk about this anymore. I don't have any secret talent.
Speaker 4:Yeah, my talents are public.
Speaker 1:Open to the public. Whoa Wait.
Speaker 2:Wait, yeah, next question Uh-huh. Which movie character would you want to have an epic battle with?
Speaker 4:Ooh.
Speaker 2:What? What did I watch recently? Do you think?
Speaker 3:they can hear it yeah by the way um.
Speaker 1:He told us his answer, but we don't know what it is. We'll find out soon a couple years yeah, um. Can you ask the question one more time?
Speaker 2:most? Yes, most definitely. Which movie character would you want to have an epic battle with?
Speaker 1:I would pick someone that's not very strong um, wait, yeah, am I epic battling like this?
Speaker 2:because I ain't got no battle right now. I'm gonna epic battle joy from inside out. Joy, joy, yeah, why not? I love Joy, me too.
Speaker 4:I'm going to be rooting for Joy on that one. Do you guys remember the mean lady from Matilda?
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 4:Yes, that's kick her ass for sure.
Speaker 1:Please. What was her name? Oof, I don't remember.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But I'll take the dad. Oh, all right, in that case, yes, I can beat him. You know what I'll?
Speaker 2:switch mine to the mom. We're all fighting. We're all fighting Matilda's family. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, oh man, what is the weirdest profession you've ever wanted to go into?
Speaker 1:I don't think this one's weird, because I've now met a lot of people that wanted to do this, but I wanted to be a marine biologist at one point.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think that would be weird, especially with your obsession with dolphins with marine with marine. Um, yes, that one I would want to. This is not a weird profession, but I would like to be a stripper.
Speaker 1:Yes, right, I would. That's a good one, I think I would be really good at it. I'd be. I would like to be a stripper yes, right, no, I would. That's a good one, I think you would be really good at it I'd be.
Speaker 2:I would get a lot of clapping. Yes, yep, that's exactly why. What? What would be clapping? But yeah, that's what I would do. It's not weird.
Speaker 1:But that's not so weird. No, I love how. Okay, I just thought about this, but I was like, oh yeah, marine biologist, but honestly, I wanted to be a singer. Why didn't I think that that was weird instead of marine?
Speaker 2:biologist marine biologist is a very much of respected, respected, normal but singer was normal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do you think?
Speaker 4:maybe because you don't see it a lot, so it's just like yeah, probably, yeah, as soon as you know yeah, it's colorado, it's pretty landlocked, that's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's weird for colorado because we're landlocked. Well, there you go. Okay, thank you, thank you for rationalizing you're welcome uh, podcaster, just kidding soccer player.
Speaker 4:I wanted to be a soccer player, that's weird yeah it was weird for some people.
Speaker 2:Oh that that was the weird part. I would have been so good, I bet I would be, you'd be bending it like beckham better than becca better, yeah yes, you think so. Yeah, I know, so prove it. Okay, what would you choose as the title of your memoir? Oh I want a memoir, but I don't know what I would.
Speaker 3:You're welcome, that's yours you're welcome for knowing me. Nancy. You're welcome, period you're well period period bitch um.
Speaker 2:I don't know man your kids going gonna grow up hurt like listening to all these bad words?
Speaker 1:okay, you just gotta teach them like place and time.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, of course anyways, the name of my memoir would be I don't know how to be be a bad bitch 101. I don't know. No, you know what. How to not give a fuck Something like that, I like it.
Speaker 1:I can't think of one. I feel like you need one, though I would say something with an X, what do you mean?
Speaker 4:X, machina?
Speaker 2:Xenia.
Speaker 3:I don't know know I'll just come up with an x xylophone, at least in spanish.
Speaker 4:Yeah there you go, oh man do you guys believe in aliens? Yes, something for sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, outer something, outer life, yep, anyways, that's it, that's the question.
Speaker 1:That was such a late. I don't think Diana believes in them.
Speaker 2:I do, yeah, I believe that there's life out there.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We can't be the only ones.
Speaker 4:We can't. There's no way Supp be the only one, absolutely no, there's no way.
Speaker 2:Supposedly they found like a weird rock in mars I can't wait, hold on. I can't remember if it's mars or which one has the rover in it mars, I believe so, but anyways, they found a weird rock and I was like, oh, they're trying to communicate with us. Interesting world war four anyways. Uh, which meme best represents your life? I think of the guy that like this blonde guy, and he's just looking like what surprised, perplexed yeah that one's me like what, listening to all these people, what? Yeah?
Speaker 4:I see that right yeah I can't think of any.
Speaker 1:What is going on mom brain?
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 1:And I spend my life on TikTok these days.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we're all attached to our phones. Yeah, I can't think of anything either right now.
Speaker 2:These are so boring.
Speaker 4:Oh, maybe like, isn't there like a little girl that goes like what?
Speaker 2:No, I don't know People can't see you, she's looking at her like know what you're talking about what do you mean?
Speaker 4:people can see me doing this. You guys have to send me, you guys have to send me your favorite memes and I'll post them. Okay, you guys know what we're talking about.
Speaker 2:I have to look for one and then yeah, you have to. That's your homework for the week. Um, oh, what is the weirdest food combination that you love? Weirdest food combination, correct I? Some people find this weird, but I like huevo con ketchup. Tortillas con huevo y ketchup.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a lot of people eat that with hot sauce and I'm like no make it sweet no, I don't really like ketchup let me see selena taught me how to eat pizza and hot sauce.
Speaker 2:That's weird though I know normal, I feel like we should ask this question oh pizza and ketchup oh that's already like it already has ketchup yeah, I don't know why I like it like you add ketchup yeah, but like the sauce is ketchup, I know I'm just confused. You've already got ketchup right. Um, this was a weird question. Choose one a book made of chocolate or toilet paper made out of cotton candy? What?
Speaker 2:wait, say that again, sorry, choose one a book made of chocolate or toilet paper made of cotton candy like to have us display or to use. Yeah, that you choose. Choose your destiny, I have no idea I would, I guess, chocolate.
Speaker 1:I'll go with chocolate with the book.
Speaker 2:I like cotton candy I won't be using the toilet paper, but you have it on display, yeah, yeah, but you can eat it the what I said you can eat it right, I'm going to eat it. Yeah, to be honest, before or after? Ew, we're disgusting.
Speaker 3:Out of the package.
Speaker 2:Ooh, this one's silly. What do you think ghosts sound like?
Speaker 3:Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh.
Speaker 4:That's actually what your soul sounds like.
Speaker 2:You do yours, I'm Missy. Oh Así suena. Yeah, mine would scream I'm not going gonna do it right now didn't mean to do that to you guys. This is such a weird question. If rainbows could talk.
Speaker 3:What would they sound like?
Speaker 2:Hashtag pride month.
Speaker 3:I know we're at the tail end, but they would sound cheerful.
Speaker 2:Do it. Do the sound right now. What would they sound?
Speaker 3:like.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait, wait. They would sound like a Lady Gaga song.
Speaker 3:That's not actually. You're onto something right now. Well, I guess things can happen too.
Speaker 4:Oh, this one might help people Just because, a lot of it too late to cancel paying for the people like in a wedding.
Speaker 1:I know it's expensive sometimes yeah, so try, just don't be super flippant.
Speaker 2:Don't do it all the time. Don't do it all the time. Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Yeah, things can happen.
Speaker 1:Just do as soon as you can can yeah, like per plate thing also like sometimes, when you're like, when you make plans with someone, there's like there's two people and maybe the other person also didn't want to go, but that person made the effort to go and, like you know, got ready, did all the things, psyched themselves up for them to hear, hey, I'm not going after all, though I mean, if that was me, that being stood up, I'd be like, oh yes, I get to go home. But some people, you know, yeah, as soon as you can yes, you were as possible?
Speaker 2:what is the weirdest gift you guys have ever?
Speaker 1:received interesting, yeah, think of any.
Speaker 2:I received a wire-shaped bunny, but it worked like it was an outdoor planter thing, yeah, and my 13 year old self was like what I was very young and I was like I was so confused as to why I received a planter
Speaker 1:like a plant decoration weird either I know, maybe they wanted to just start you up on loving plants um, I guess so it was the word a bad way to start.
Speaker 4:It's weird though uh, I guess.
Speaker 2:So my orchids are blooming right now. I'm so excited. I did that all by myself anyways, that was just a weird gift that I received, that I'm like like could be weird gifts.
Speaker 1:Those are not at all. That's what they, which I'm wearing right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true love it. That's exactly right. What is the worst fashion?
Speaker 4:trend that you still follow, oh.
Speaker 2:I love that I wear leggings.
Speaker 1:That's not a bad fashion trend. You think leggings were bad?
Speaker 3:No, but others do Obviously because she wears them.
Speaker 2:I'm wearing them right now, but like the skinny version, ooh yeah.
Speaker 1:Shirt under your shirt, that's coming back yeah yeah, the millennial thing, yeah, the millennial layer that I know same.
Speaker 2:I don't find that I feel naked without it exactly I don't follow this, but the worst fashion trend is when we had a match like neon, I was gonna say I've never seen it was all neon ever.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you still do that pink shirt with pink, pink heels, pink bows and then the pink mascara the pink bow, whatever, yeah, that's like I would always match my mascara to my earrings the mascara or the eyeshadow.
Speaker 2:Eyeshadow, I'm thinking like where do you get pink eyeshadow? Okay, anyways we don't follow that, but that was pretty bad okay, I don't, I hope okay but have we all made mistakes um. I feel like you might well princess is the most we've all made mistakes. Uh, ariel, I thought about that too. That little bitch. Yes, hold on, hold on. Let me take that back. She left her kingdom for a man sold her voice for a man I don't really know much about. Well, what we felt was love.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, we've all she did end up with eric again, I guess.
Speaker 1:Anyways, I just thought she was like super bratty, like super entitled. She had it all, but she wanted more, like I have a kingdom down here, but now I need legs. Give them to me. So yeah, I think she's so bratty. What about you, nancy?
Speaker 2:I don't know much about Disney princesses either.
Speaker 4:Mulan was a badass.
Speaker 2:I love Mulan at least the Disney versions are very annoying. Well, yeah, we'll keep it at that.
Speaker 3:What were you?
Speaker 1:going to say no, because I feel like Cinderella suffered through life.
Speaker 2:And she like you know yeah. Sadly had a man to save her Belle.
Speaker 1:Belle, she was there for her dad and like helped her dad.
Speaker 3:Mulan was also like sacrificing dad Mulan was also sacrificing Mulan's my favorite, the only one that was super bratty for me was Ariel.
Speaker 1:She wanted to be where the people were.
Speaker 2:Isn't that a song? Yeah?
Speaker 1:I don't know much about it but there you go.
Speaker 2:What is Thanks? Do you have any injuries you obtained in a really stupid way I don't do a stupid decision. Well, actually I don't injure myself by making stupid decisions, but I do them always. I haven't. I get bruises all the time. Same, I should have known earlier, but it is what it is like.
Speaker 1:I yeah crashed my ankle hiking and the hiking part wasn't a stupid decision, obviously. I love, I love, I love hiking. But there was ice and a rock and I thought that I was gonna be okay to like yes, step on that rock to get to the other side, when I knew better because I didn't have like good hiking boots and I've worked at hotels extra icy.
Speaker 1:So of course I fell and like I twisted my ankle so bad I couldn't walk on it for weeks and it's still like a mess, so yeah quick question can you fold a finished sheet by yourself?
Speaker 2:yes really, I can't figure it out.
Speaker 4:Oh okay, okay, yeah, I will still do my best, but no I love my hands I try to keep it as like as best as possible um, let's see and then look when you have a niche, which one?
Speaker 2:do you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands, hands for feet?
Speaker 4:just thinking about it and just imagining it.
Speaker 1:It sounds, it looks very weird, it's so weird you're gonna be doing this to yourself that's disgusting.
Speaker 2:Where can you, where can you itch, though? Where could you not reach Texas?
Speaker 3:Texas, Old Mexico actually makes sense.
Speaker 4:Where could you not reach Texas, old Mexico? Actually, it makes sense. I knew you guys were laughing, but hear me out.
Speaker 2:If you could name a new state, what would it be?
Speaker 4:Old Mexico, land of Diana, it makes sense.
Speaker 1:I know when would that be? I want to know. Next to New Mexico. Send a petition.
Speaker 3:I like it. I like it. No, I like it. Texas is removed. We'll never be part of this movement.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, oh Mexico.
Speaker 1:And if you think about it it makes total sense. I can't top that like there's no, there's no better name.
Speaker 3:I will help you build that I will go. Yeah, thank you. Can we?
Speaker 2:go to the governor for that, let's go. Uh, by the way, we're in colorado, but we want to rename texas yeah, let's change it. Old texas, let's see what is?
Speaker 3:the new mexico, old mexico. I love that actually I really like that.
Speaker 2:Good for you for thinking for that. If you were a professional athlete, what would your walkout song be? Mine is um diva by beyonce okay, that's a good one. Oh, can you sing it for me? I feel like I know, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 1:No, sing it no, you can't play are we allowed to?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I have no idea, honestly. I hope not we're not playing this.
Speaker 1:We're just playing it in the background um, I think I would end up being like okay, depends, senia before would have picked um so close by ricky martin. Okay, senia, now we'll pick the same one yeah, I was like what's changing well? Because I would have picked the cuddle g song right now, you know, because I'm in love with her right now, okay, but yeah, he's a lovely real life yeah, I'm sticking to that right after jerome, right, yeah, yeah, I just, yeah, I just wondering.
Speaker 2:He's so so close. Yeah, poor guy. He's okay with it. He's coming to an understanding. Good for him. It's best to live that way, it's best to know, best to know and avoid and to live a lie. If you could un-invent something, what would you choose and why I would un-vent, yeah, artificial intelligence. Ai, yeah, yeah, I would. I don't know. So it could be done differently, maybe by another business that's more responsible. I'm not sure I would uninvent that, though you would have never humans right I'm, this one's a hard one for me.
Speaker 1:I don't know I would uninvent anything that's been damaging the ocean.
Speaker 2:Electricity, which means everything just kidding humans, you would uninvent humans. Yeah, I'm her friend, as long as I don't have to pay taxes like any like type of fishing or like those things that humans do, we would only
Speaker 3:work.
Speaker 1:They consider it like a big deal, but it only like hurts our oceans.
Speaker 2:What you now see, what yeah.
Speaker 1:She's like what? I know Well, maybe she would have invented it that and someone would have made it better Something else Doubt it.
Speaker 2:Ooh, so we wouldn't be working in the winter. I like it. Take it, let's go Pull the plug. What is the most realistic animal sound you can make? Zero, a dog. What is the most realistic animal sound you can make?
Speaker 1:Zero.
Speaker 2:A dog.
Speaker 1:A cat A cat.
Speaker 2:I can do a cat. Okay, I'm not embarrassed to do my name. Okay, girl, you got to keep working on that.
Speaker 4:Sorry, I would be a dog that was the best dog impression I've ever heard in my life she's a rock star, or I could do a chihuahua.
Speaker 2:No, I can't. I can't hired. It's your turn hired thank you, thank you I hope I get hired by Animated. Studios, one of them Pixar. I would love Pixar.
Speaker 1:Same, the exact same. That was better than my cat. What did you say Hired?
Speaker 2:Thanks. What's your noise? Do a monkey?
Speaker 1:That's exactly what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4:Really Like in real life.
Speaker 2:That was the sound of a monkey, oh man, that makes sense. Which funny celebrity do you actually think is probably not very funny I feel like there has to be jim carrey what? Yeah, I can't get out of here yeah, I don't think like.
Speaker 1:I think he like. I think he's a funny like he's an actor and he's like a funny like comedian. But I think in real life I don't know if he's like. He seems so serious oh, probably, yeah, yeah I mean, he's hilarious as an actor yeah yeah I still can't think of mine, though I'm thinking um this.
Speaker 2:One might offend some people too. Yeah, kevin hart, I was thinking kevin hart too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah but he has to be loud because he's little compensation thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think he's like super hilarious. Yes, I agree with that one boring.
Speaker 1:He's not even funny. As a comedian, I never found any of his jokes funny. I tried to watch seinfield sein Couldn't.
Speaker 2:That was supposedly the competition like a friend's competition.
Speaker 3:He doesn't have to be funny all the time Didn't do that.
Speaker 2:Oh same, it's sad.
Speaker 1:You know who I think has to be funny. No, I just have a crush on him. Trevor Noah.
Speaker 3:I just think he has to be funny all the time, but he's probably not.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's probably not?
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's probably not, I would be one of the last to go alive.
Speaker 2:He doesn't have to be funny all the time. He's really funny, yeah, he is. Have you guys watched the Hunger Games? Yes, oh, I haven't, and this question is regarding that. How long would you last in the Hunger Games?
Speaker 1:I wouldn't even try.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I would try to protect senya for a little while, whatever that means, I would try to protect senya.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'd be the first one today I think I would try. I would try to hide, but I'm not very fast, so I'm not good at hiding yeah, I'm kind of anxious all the time.
Speaker 2:I don't think I can make it.
Speaker 4:You're going to be looking around peeking around and they're going to see you yeah, exactly Wow. That's what you guys think of me, so she can use me as a shield.
Speaker 2:Good avoidance.
Speaker 1:She would have two shields. That's how she would get to number four oh, you're her shield.
Speaker 3:We both would be her shield?
Speaker 2:we would be.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, you're the first one to go, and then she'll make it out with me a little bit longer, but she'll only use it exactly makes sense.
Speaker 2:You're not saying no. You're not saying no, she just said a while. Yeah, exactly what is your favorite conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1:what? What do you mean by favorite? What does it mean by favorite?
Speaker 2:Whatever favorite conspiracy theory. You kind of sort of believe in and it's kind of funny or Aliens Right Because they're a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4:The Earth is flat, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. Are they? I don't know, I don't know Whatever you consider to be. I would what is my favorite? I don't have any favorite conspiracy theories.
Speaker 4:I think it's all fake. The moon landing is a crazy one too.
Speaker 3:I think it's dumb that people think that, well, the government, maybe that's a good, maybe that's the one.
Speaker 1:Controls the weather.
Speaker 4:It's dumb that people think the earth is flat. That one's sad, honestly Like. Have you not looked at a picture of the Earth being taken away by like astronauts or something? Dude, I swear the first thing that came to my mind, was Queen something?
Speaker 3:Well, we haven't done it again. We haven't heard about that.
Speaker 2:That one's questionable.
Speaker 3:Ooh, what would?
Speaker 1:your drag name be you should be king.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's a good one that would be mine.
Speaker 2:The first thing that came to mind was princess, princess, something drag male. It's so lame, all right, you pick night, because that also came to you so lame?
Speaker 3:Alright, Senia, you picked knight because that also came to you.
Speaker 2:I was thinking king, but Technically aren't like female Well drags, yeah, aren't they like? Oh, my gosh, I can't remember the name. I got told the name. Gosh, what? I can't remember the name. I got told the name, but I can't remember the name. Drag queens, drag kings, maybe I'm not sure, I don't know anyways um shoot.
Speaker 4:We'll post it, our drag names I, I, um, I would not.
Speaker 1:I don't know my drag name would be. It just has to be outrageous.
Speaker 2:Every I know I'm trying to think of something outrageous we're too boring, I guess let's see, I'll have to come up with something, yeah memes okay, you choose yourself who in your life would make the best zombie?
Speaker 4:I could see that. Yeah, I think my mom would be a good zombie I don't think I would make a good zombie.
Speaker 2:Well, being bad would be a good zombie, though, right. So then I would try to bite as many people as possible, so then I would categorize myself as a good zombie.
Speaker 1:That's such a letdown I think my husband would be a good zombie, right a new phone.
Speaker 2:What is something you never want to spend money on?
Speaker 4:again like a new computer. Bad food, obviously right, I never want to
Speaker 1:spend money on gas.
Speaker 2:I wish, yeah gosh that would be nice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's so stupid. They're so expensive. I wish I didn't have to spend as much money in concerts Like concerts are stupid expensive and I used to love going to concerts.
Speaker 2:Now you have to get lucky to find like a good seat and a good price. Let's see, Ooh, which reality star would you pick to officiate your wedding? I?
Speaker 3:would pick, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Well, mine's not from a reality, but it is from a sitcom show.
Speaker 1:I guess moira rose oh, that's a good one, I want her to officiate you have, you still haven't watched.
Speaker 4:I haven't seen it no, you. That is very homophobic, by the way funny that you're calling the only member of the team homophobic here you.
Speaker 2:You haven't watched Schitt's Creek. I gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4:I'll add it to the list. Reality TV star.
Speaker 1:I'm only doing this because I'm hoping to get like a house out of it Okay and a career. Kris Jenner.
Speaker 2:Oh, your manager.
Speaker 1:Can be my momager, momager.
Speaker 2:And your wedding officiator. And my wedding officiant Officiant. Officiator. Officiant.
Speaker 4:Whatever Aficionado.
Speaker 2:Aficionado. That's the one Wow.
Speaker 1:But I'm hoping for a nice gift and a career.
Speaker 3:Or like a brand or something, a career or like a brand or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like a brand deal. Yeah, why not deal?
Speaker 4:I'm trying to think. I've been watching so much reality lately maybe not reality star, but reality star adjacent andy cohen just because he's okay, oh, I think he would be a good one.
Speaker 2:He would be very, he would very much entertain the, the crowd, the crowd, more like that um he interviews people, especially reality star, oh yeah, I know that guy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's a good one. Okay, what's the um? What's that thing we do every time we do the podcast?
Speaker 4:you guys, you guys yeah, we've been here long enough, thank you, bye. Oh, before that you mean yeah, uh, is it the anna zaley shit?
Speaker 2:here we go, mother cluckers. What are we talking about today? What? Upset you Hold on. I know Stupid Tesla.
Speaker 1:Oh Tesla.
Speaker 2:First of all, I have a personal, I guess, anger Vendetta Not vendetta. I won't go around crashing people in teslas, maybe no I wouldn't do that anyways. But I got rear-ended by a tesla a stupid fucking tesla and my thought was that these vehicles were technologically advanced and they're not well. Actually, maybe they are to an extent, but this one, it was supposed to stop before it crashed into me. It didn't and it didn't.
Speaker 1:First of all, I saw the girl looking at her tablet, her tesla tablet, and it's 100 her fault um but I think, excuse me, okay, do you think she didn't pay for the feature of like having her car stop?
Speaker 4:Is that extra? Is that it has to be? Elon would do it?
Speaker 2:Yeah it probably has to be like some sort of update or like it's just a difference in the trim level. A membership. You have to pay for that shit. Imagine, no, maybe, but I mean, if you're going to get a Tesla it should come with that feature. It should come. I think it should come with that feature. I think all the trims should come with that feature.
Speaker 4:I think most vehicles now do.
Speaker 2:Exactly. Most of the newer vehicles have the technology to stop the freaking vehicle to avoid an accident.
Speaker 4:I'm assuming by the rage in your voice that this is a very terrible accident. It wasn't.
Speaker 2:It was very minor, like my vehicle has like a little decoration in the back, like a little, uh, chrome decoration, and that's what bent okay. So, and, mind you, they added after here at the, at the dealership. So it's not a huge deal, but but, but it's. It's what happened, it's the yeah then I said your feelings are valid, so I have to validate oh thank you, you're very valid but anyways, not only that, yes so there's some anger between that against that, and dealing with insurances was terrible.
Speaker 1:So and they caused that. They did that and elon musk.
Speaker 2:And elon musk, first of all, like you said, I feel like he's a little scammer scammer vibes something off about that guy like he. I don't know. I feel like he purchased uh, what's it called twitter x, oh, now x to get some sort of uh like tax relief, because he lost. He tanked the value of that, so I don't know.
Speaker 4:There's something about that it seems like most of his inventions now are not very failing, yeah yeah, and there's vehicles that, um, they need updates.
Speaker 2:They need upgrades like either mechanical or through system, and they're not receiving it because they don't have the technology for it anymore. Um, there's many like quality issues. There's also quality issues with the new vehicle, the, the cyber truck yeah, that thing is the ugliest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Speaker 4:What did you call it?
Speaker 2:they've been recalled a hundred times, yeah exactly a bunch of times and I'm like what are you doing? You're not really. You're just making people spend a lot of money, that's it.
Speaker 1:And you're. He's trying, he's selling a brand, he's selling.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:He's selling people, just the name brand.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:The the.
Speaker 2:And you're right, it had a lot of back in the've never been a fan of elon musk me either, right he? Has a weird vibes yeah, yeah, he's like there's creepy, there's something super creepy. Yeah, there's something dark about him, there's something there's not good I don't think it's good anyways we don't like him.
Speaker 1:Fuck elon musk that's it.
Speaker 2:That's my little rage, yeah and um. Yeah, like you said, the cyber truck is really fucking ugly. I hope you guys don't get one.
Speaker 1:Please don't.
Speaker 4:Don't spend your money on something do we see any hispanics driving a cyber truck?
Speaker 2:uh, actually in california, okay, there was, uh, some pisas driving a cyber truck and they had already welded like a railing to the back of the truck. You know, to like whatever they need to transport it's not really a truck. It's, it's a truck, but now it's more of a truck, cause they supposedly to them yeah, so I thought that was pretty cool. At least that's funny. I'm like they're already um Hispanic sized Right the truck inventive. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Anyways, that's my little rant for today Fuck Tesla. Do you guys want to do one more question before we go? Ooh, last. Do you guys want to do one more question before we go? Last one, last one, pick a good one, diana.
Speaker 2:I highlighted one. Hopefully it's good enough for you guys. If you could charge $100,000 for a service, only you can provide, what would the service be? You can make it dirty if you want to.
Speaker 1:I can't think of anything.
Speaker 2:I would charge. Mine's going gonna be a little dirty, okay, for, oh my god, I would.
Speaker 1:I would charge to demean you, to put you down that's not dirty, though some people really pay a lot of money for that well, that's what I would charge a hundred thousand dollars for oh.
Speaker 4:Hmm, I feel like I have so many options I can choose one, I'm just kidding, I can't think of anything right now.
Speaker 1:I think I would charge $100,000 for some good old Senya conversation.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no Cute. You could at least sing to me what Concert.
Speaker 1:I just I just like, really like to talk to people and I think. I'm good at making conversation and if you could, make 100k out of it why not?
Speaker 2:I have no idea. You wouldn't do anything for 100k. I would. I got you there.
Speaker 1:I got you there.
Speaker 4:I would do a lot of things, so tell me, you know, if anyone wants to inquire. Got you there.
Speaker 3:Got you there.
Speaker 4:I would do a lot of things. A thousand dollars. So tell me, you know, if anyone wants to inquire.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just kidding. No, I'm just kidding. Foot pictures.
Speaker 4:I would do that. I would do that, for sure. My feet are really cute actually.
Speaker 2:Yes, she does.
Speaker 3:So if you want to, buy them from 100K.
Speaker 2:Just reach out to the.
Speaker 1:Lso underscore, we can talk about prices, let us know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, it starts at 100k minimum, minimum.
Speaker 4:So they'll get some hint.
Speaker 2:But you guys like two pictures, yeah, of the right, the right and the left foot, yeah, so technically that's a deal.
Speaker 4:That's like bogo.
Speaker 2:If you guys have any questions, please let us know my phone number is not no, just reach out to the lsoim underscore podcast on instagram.
Speaker 1:Thank you guys so much for listening hope you have a great day.
Speaker 4:Bye, love you, thank you for listening to Latina State of mind produced by us. Your awesome host, diana denia and nancy special shout out to jerome our editor. Don't forget to follow us on instagram at lsom underscore podcast and on facebook at latina state of mind.